Gronk Debut

[D.J]

OOC: Just because.

The scene opens with Gronk doing a stupid awkward dance. He is unaware that he's near train tracks because he is a fucking buffoon. He picks up a rock and spikes it, this is followed by laughter that resembles a nine year olds after they give you a wet willy. Gronk back pedals and trips on the train tracks, this should be a dead giveaway of his current location, for Gronk it is not. Gronk then starts to rummage on the ground, he begins to cake his face with the dirt that he is sitting in. A wide smile forms on his face, as he has created a dirt beard on his stupid stupid face.

Gronk: Hey look everybody- I have a dirt beard.

Moron. Anyways a couple beats pass, and all of a sudden a train is heard in the distance. He cocks his head in the direction of the sound, a look of familiarity forms on his face.

Gronk: Ambulance.

Wrong. Fucking Wrong. The train light can now be seen, he is still playing in the dirt directly on the tracks. Moments later, the inevitable occurs. Gronk is struck by the train, his body parts go everywhere. His dumb stupid idiot head flies into the bushes, his mangled arms and legs fly every which way. Blood stains the dying plants in the general vicinity of the impact. Ron Simmons walks slowly into the scene, he looks around and a look of disgust lines his face, he looks left and then right, and finally gives the fans what they are waiting for.

Ron Simmons: Damn!

The scene fades to black.