X Marks The Spot

[D.J]

The scene opened up at the site of EBWF Warfare- Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. We were hours away from the last Warfare before King of the Ring. Fans were starting to gather outside of The Pacific Collesium as superstars made their way into the building to prepare for the show. Several superstars would stop and sign an autograph or two and continue their way inside. Most were traveling by foot, with a bag or two on their shoulder. Just then a black stretch limosine pulled up into the scene. A driver dressed exactly like you'd expect a limo driver to dress, got out of the car and opened the back door. The camera picked up on a very expensive shoe hitting the pavement and worked it's way up the black dress pants then to the white button up, and finally to the face (donning sunglasses), of the People's Champion- The Rock. The fans in the area went absolutely crazy at the sight of their hero. The limo driver remained in place waiting for The Rock to move out of the way, so that he could shut the door. He did not. The Rock raised an elbow at the driver which caused him to duck and scamper off. The Rock closed his door. He then held his hand out behind him- and did not turn around even for a split second. Several beats went by, and comically a small man in an EBWF polo ran in and gave The Rock a microphone. It was almost as if The Rock had summoned him with his pure will alone. This was an impromptu and unbelievable treat for the fans gathered who were just hoping to get a glimpse of superstars upon their entry into the arena. The gathering began a "Rocky" chant that picked up some serious steam.

The Rock: Little Jabroni just standing there looking at The Rock- in the Rock's airspace- waiting for The Rock to move so he can shut The Rock's door. The Rock is 6'5 275 pounds of pure samoan fury, The Rock will shut his own god damn door. The Rock will shut his own door, receive a microphone, hold that microphone to his lips.. look out amongst all of The Rock's hands gathered here right now.. to say.. FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA.. CAN-A-DA!

The crowd cheered. More people began to pack into the area as they heard The Rock's voice.

The Rock: You see The Rock in all his travels.. all his journeys.. all his quests.. has been far and wide.. from the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee.. from Detroit down to Houston from sea to shining sea.. across the United States of America- and now.. The Rock is here.. in Canada.. ready to do EXACTLY what he does best.. and that is LAY THE SMACKDOWN on whatever jabroni- the EBWF puts in front of him. This weeks Jabroni.. is Jimmy Havoc.

A mixed reaction for Havoc.

The Rock: You see Jimmy Havoc- The Rock knows your controversial.. The Rock knows you're dark.. The Rock knows you wear eye liner.. The Rock knows you put your eye liner on in your Polly Pocket Princess Surprise Mirror.

The Rock paused for effect. Big pop from the now growing crowd.

The Rock: Jimmy Havoc- The Rock knows that you think you're a real.. bad dude. The Rock knows that you're whole schtick, your whole MO is to get in front of the camera and try to creep out all The Rock's fans- and make people think that you're actually capable of making a dent on anything except for your makeup kit. You see Jimmy Havoc, you may have some people fooled. Hell you've even won a match or two in this business.. you've weirded and fake toughed your way to some victories in the EBWF.. but do you think that actually impresses The Rock, Jimmy? Do you think The Rock.. sits and watches Jimmy Havoc.. slit his wrists and drink his own blood like it was a Mc Cafe- and that actually impresses The Rock? Well Jimmy.. THE ROCK wipes Ozzy Ozbourne's ass with WHAT YOU THINK! Because simply put Jimmy- you don't impress The Rock- not even one single solitary bit.. because Jimmy, The Rock is another level.. The Rock is another GALAXY from where you are at. Jimmy you were the kid at The Rock's school who would come over to The Rock's table. The Rock sitting around with all his football buddies.. grubbin with the fellas.. checkin out the ladiessss.. and here you come.. black hooded sweatshirt on.. pee stains on your leg.. but you can't see them.. because your pants.. ALSO black.. you come over to The Rock's table and you say this..

The Rock mocked a sniveling voice.

The Rock: You and your sheep are conformists.. you will eventually suffer and pay.. rahhh..

The crowd laughed at The Rock adding an unexpected "rahh"

The Rock: At this time The Rock would look down at your tray.. he would see a few things.. an Alice and Chains CD.. plain toast.. and a can of black spray paint.. just incase an opportunity to be anti-establishment arose.. you would be ready to take advantage. The Rock would then look back up at you.. stare right past the 2 pounds of mascara and right into your little roody poo eyes.. and he would stand up Jimmy.. yeah.. The Rock would stand up.. tower over you.. and say... WHO.. in the love of Billy Jo Armstrong.. are you?

The crowd laughed- many probably not getting the Green Day reference.

The Rock: At which point you would say.. "Your childish jokes will get you nowhere as I am th..." IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!

The crowd went nuts and another Rocky chant broke out.

The Rock: You see Jimmy- This Rock, that Rock, everywhere a Rock-Rock.. is always every bit BETTER. THAN. YOU. The Rock would then take a look back into your condescending.. cold.. and dead eyes.. and then take a look back down at that tray of yours. He would take the spray paint.. and spray a big black "X" right on your face. The Rock would then eat the dry toast.. no jelly.. because The Rock is a man Jimmy- he don't need no Jelly! The Rock would then take the Alice and Chains CD.. play an air guitar solo.. turn it sideways and STICK it STRAIGHT UP.. YOUR CANDY ASS! And while you hopped around in discomfort.. The Rock would put his fist.. right through the X on your face.. WHAM.. X marks the spot Jimmy boy.. X MARKS THE SPOT!!!

The crowd was going absolutely ape shit for The Rock.

The Rock: The point is Jimmy, nothing you do scares The Rock. Nothing you do.. has any impact whatsoever on The Rock. Nothing you say.. nothing you think.. no threat.. no false bravado.. not ONE thing is going to help you, when at Warfare you are going to do something that will bring you more PAIN and SUFFERING than you've ever imagined before in your life- and that is going ONE... ON.. ONE... with the GREAT ONE. Jimmy you can talk yourself in circles, in squares, in triangles, and rectangles about how you're the bringer of all that is destruction and terror to the EBWF. However, The Rock knows without a shadow of a doubt, that the only one who is going to bring the destruction and terror tonight.. is the trail blazing, eye brow raising, guy who gives you no chance, especially if you look like you should be in my Chemical Romance- People's Champ THE ROCK. Jimmy Havoc simply put tonight.. you'll instantly be out of your comfort zone.. because you will be under the brightest of lights.. you will be under the watchful eye.. of quite literally.. MILLIONS..

Crowd: AND MILLIONS!

The Rock: Of Rock fans both here in Canada and watching LIVE around the globe.. tonight The Rock TRULY is going to make you famous- and there's nobody.. AND THE ROCK MEANS... nobody, in this company right now- that will be able to stand up in that moment, to stand up in that moment- and be a man. There's nobody in this company that in that moment, will RISE to the occasion, that will BE ENOUGH to slow down the train that is the most electrifying man in all of Sports Entertainment! Jimmy Havoc.. you just can't stop.. CAN'T STOP.. THE ROCK. You may talk the talk.. you may have a few things on your EBWF resume.. you may torture pigeons for all The Rock knows.. but the one thing you aren't ready to do.. is prove The Rock wrong. The Rock.. WALKING in tonight a quarterfinalist.. The Rock.. walking out with his ticket.. PUNCHED.. to the Final.. 4.

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The crowd finished off their elation by going word for word with The Rock on his final catchphrase. The Rock stormed into the arena, the limo drove off, and the scene faded to black.