The Real Women's Champion 012

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The Real Women's Champion 012

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When she was last seen on Monday Night Warfare, the Cerebral Lassassin made her presence known on the go-home episode of Warfare. The episode in question was the last to air before SummerSlam. This episode of Monday Night Warfare was notable for one thing, and that is when Becky Lynch destroyed the car belonging to Leva Bates. Some might say that Becky went overboard with her destruction of Leva’s car. Not only did she destroy the body of the car, she also destroyed the interior by setting it on fire, therefore turning it into nothing but scrap metal.

After destroying the car, Becky made her intentions clear, and her intentions were that she was coming for the blue-haired bitch that got one of the most hollow victories over her the week before thanks to the dentist that makes Isaac Yankem look competent, Britt Baker.

Moments later, the fight was one when the duo collectively known as Fire and Ice made a beeline for the ring, and got into a brawl with Leva Bates and Britt Baker. The road agents poured out of the backstage area with great haste and tried to quell the situation. However, Becky managed to break free and land some more shot on the little blue haired bitch the got an undeserved victory. All the while, the crowd was cheering and chanting Becky’s name.

Once the police arrived, they came armed and were pointing guns at the Cerebral Lassassin. Becky would not budge, almost like she was daring the cops to shoot her. Then, Britt attacked Becky from behind just like she did the week before which cost Becky the match against Leva because Britt is a spineless, cowardly cunt. After that, she threw Becky out of the ring. Becky, incensed, attempted to return to the ring but the cops pulled her down and placed her under arrest.

Becky found herself to be satisfied with what she did to Leva’s car. The only thing that could make Becky happy would be if she wasn’t in cuffs so she could beat Leva and Britt to death with her own bare hands. Not only that, but she’d love to place their heads on sticks in order to remind people why they shouldn’t cross the Cerebral Lassassin, because nothing says “Don’t fuck with me” any clearer or louder than a severed head on a stick, much less two of them.

With Becky under arrest, the crowd booed furiously and chanted her name even louder while she was being led away. As she was being led to a cop car, she could be heard saying, “Hey, do ya think on the way we can stop and get some donuts?” Becky said with a chuckle. “I’ll be a pain in yer arse all night long.”

The crack about donuts caused a cop to strike Becky in the back of the head with a nightstick. Being hit in the back of the head with the nightstick shifted Becky’s laughter from laughing at the donut crack to laughing at her own pain.

“That the best ya got, ya fookin’ pig?” Becky asked, taunting the officer who in turn hit her in the back of the head again with the nightstick. It didn’t hurt Becky. It only made her laugh harder and the officers just looked at each other like “What the fuck?”

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Flashback to August 23, 2021
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Scene 1: Central Booking
Cast: Becky Lynch and Winter

At around 11:35 that night, the cops bring the woman known as the Cerebral Lassassin to the police station. The reason why it didn’t take long for the cops to bring Becky to the police station is because the police station is just a couple of blocks away from the arena. Becky is brought into the station and is placed in a chair across from the fattest cop that she has ever seen.

To say that this guy eats donuts is understatement. This guy doesn’t look like he just eats donuts, because he looks like he injects the cream filling directly into his bloodstream. If this guy doesn’t have diabetes, it would be a miracle. “So, what’s your name?” The cop asks.

“Hey…” Becky sits there with her head lowered. “Bitch…” Becky raises her head with a sour look on her face. “I’m talking to you!” Becky breaks her silence. “Ya know, yer lucky.” “Oh yeah, and why is that you little bitch?” Becky smirks at the officer and this causes him to raise his eyebrow. “You’re lucky because I’m in handcuffs. If I wasn’t, ya wouldn’t be so snarky because I’d beat yer fat arse and then cut bacon off yer back, making ya squeal like the pig that ya are.”

Before the cop can get react to Becky’s insults, his superior steps in and brings Becky to the holding cell. “I hope you like your new friends.” The commanding officer says as he opens the cell door. He calls the attention of the other women in the holding cell. “Look alive ladies! You got some fresh fish here!” The commanding officer says as he calls the attention of everyone in the cell.

“Have fun, because I know I will.” says the commanding officer as he makes a grab for Becky’s ass. The eyes of Becky widen as the commanding officer grabs her ass and instantly she becomes enraged. She grabs the wandering arm of the commanding officer and twists it before moving behind him and ramming his head into the bars.

“Don’t ya ever fookin’ touch me like that again or I’ll rip yer off and beat ya over the head with it!” Becky says in a commanding tone as she kicks the commanding officer between the legs before being tased and thrown into the cell. A few minutes after being put in the holding cell, the effects of the taser wear off. Becky walks over to the bars and asks the cop, “Where’s my fookin’ phone call?”

“We’re going to wait until you cool off first. Have fun with your new friends, you little bitch.” The commanding officer says in the falsetto voice. In fact his voice was so high, it’s like he did helium whippets and it causes most of the others to laugh. Becky turns around and looks around at the others in the cell, looking for a place to sit.

Becky spots an open place to sit and walks over. She sits on the bench next to this woman that was arrested for hopping a turnstile, who when Becky sits down, decides to make a big fuss over it. “Oh, hell no! You did not just sit there! Get your tanned ass out of here!” Becky remains seated and it only causes the woman grow angrier.

“You better get your ass out of here before I kick it!” Becky remains seated and the woman grows even angrier. The woman decides to remove her earrings and she gets to her feet. She grabs Becky by the arms and pulls her to her feet. Bad move considering what everyone just witnessed with Becky and the commanding officer.

However, this woman was hard headed and it was about to cost her. Without saying a word, Becky headbutts this woman right in the face – catching the woman’s nose with her forehead. With the broken nose, the woman decides to back off and Becky sits back down. The woman was - as Jay Z would put it - loud as a motorbike but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.

Then, Becky closes her eyes in order to get some sleep. After what felt like a few minutes… “Hey you, bitch that kicked me in the balls!” Becky’s eyes shoot open and she looks up at the cell door to see the commanding officer. “Get up, it’s time to make your phone call!”

Becky looks at her watch and it reads 6:45AM. What felt like a few minutes turned out to be seven hours. She stands up and walks out of the holding cell with the commanding officer, who decides against being touchy-feely this time. Becky is led out of the holding area and brought to a payphone. Becky puts in a couple of coins and dials a number.

On the other end of town, the Satanic Diva better known as Winter is just headed to her car after spending the night earning money through nefarious means. Her phone rings. “Hello? Ah, Rebecca. I thought you would call. Yeah. I am on my way right now. I have money for your bail. I’ll be there soon.”

“Alright fish, back to the holding tank with you.” says the commanding officer as he brings Becky back to the holding cell. When they get there, the commanding officer notices the one black woman with a busted nose. “What happened?” Becky glares at the woman. “I-I-I fell.” The commanding officer looks at the woman and then at Becky. “Did you do that to her?” Becky looks at the officer with a smirk. “Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.” Becky says as she enters the cell and sits in the spot where she slept.

Becky then goes back to sleep again for what seems like a few minutes. “Hey, Lass Kicker!” Becky wakes up again and looks at her watch, and it reads 9:45AM. “You’re sprung. Now, get your ass out of my cell!” Becky gets to her feet and walks over to the open cell door. She’s escorted by the commanding officer from the holding cell to the lobby where her best friend awaits. “Just one more thing…” The commanding officer says. “You’re not allowed to leave the city until after your court date which will be next Monday.”

“Well, SummerSlam’s off the table.” Becky says with a chuckle as she hugs Winter. The two leave the police station and Becky says, “Why didn’t ya just use my money or yours? We both have more than enough.”

“I was going to, but I stumbled upon a drug deal and thought it would be more fun to get both sides to shoot each other so I can take the money which was enough to bail you out today.” Winter says with a chuckle. “What about you? You have a little blood on your forehead.”

“Ah, don’t worry about it. It’s not mine.” Becky says with a grin. “So, stuck here fer the next week. Might as well enjoy it.”

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End of Flashback
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Due to the fact that the Cerebral Lassassin was unable to leave the city of Phoenix, Arizona until after her court date, it left her match at SummerSlam in jeopardy. Becky was fitted with an ankle bracelet and was unable to go past the city limits. So, the company had to scramble and make up something on the fly, which they did. The crowd just chanted for Becky throughout the entire match.

Given that the court date fell after SummerSlam, Becky also missed the episode of Monday Night Warefare last week. With her appearance in court, Becky was found guilty of destruction of private property, vandalism and arson of Leva Bates’ car, which is a Class 4 Felony in Phoenix and could lead to up to four years of jail time.

Because of how good her lawyer is, the Cerebral Lassassin got off scott-free. All she had to do was pay a fine and she was free to go. The felon is free, and now, she looks forward to making her return to the ring. What a way for the Lass Kicker to return. She finds herself in a match against the Queen of Spades, Shayna Baszler.

With all of the time that she was forced to spend in the capital city of Arizona, Becky Lynch is chomping at the bits to get back in the ring and to put a hurting on someone. That someone is none other than Shayna Baszler. The two have crossed paths twice before. The first time ended with Shayna winning and she went on to become champion at the 2020 Royal Rumble. The second time they faced off, it was in the lead-up to WrestleMania XIX and Becky won.

With one win apiece, this match will prove to be the rubber match. Who will come out ahead? Will the Submission Magician prove that Becky Lynch has a breaking point? Or will the Straight Fire of the Cerebral Lassassin once again incinerate the Queen of Spades?
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Scene 2: Homecoming
Cast: Becky Lynch and Winter

It is now the twentieth of September, and with how low the ratings and the gates have been in her absence, Becky is making her return on Warfare. Thus, the ratings will increase because everyone comes to see the Lass Kicker, the Man, the Cerebral Lassassin, the Biggest Star in the Company, Becky Lynch.

On this night, Becky is looking for a fight and none better than a former MMA fighter to give her a fight, especially when it happens to be an MMA fighter that she knows pretty damn well.

“Shayna Baszler…” Becky says to herself in her locker room while getting ready for her upcoming match.

This gets the attention of Winter, who looks at Becky with a raised eyebrow. “Rebecca?”

“Tonight, I get to face Shayna Baszler one more time. The first time I faced her, she locked me in that Rear Naked Choke. Despite being locked in that hold and despite what they might say, I did not tap out. If anything, I passed out and she slapped my hand against the mat three times. I would rather be injured than tap out.”

Winter looks at Becky, a bit concerned as Becky looks like she is in a trance. [colo=crimson]“Rebecca?”[/color]

“Then, when I faced her in the weeks leadin’ up to WrestleMania, I beat her which started my campaign to be added to the match at WrestleMania XIX. Shayna was fine with it. She welcomed the challenge. She wanted me in the match because I beat her and what better way would it have been for her to win if the match included me, but it didn’t happen, because Trish Stratus decided to be a chickenshite.”

Winter shakes her head. “Here we go again.”

“Now, a year and a half later, I’m facin’ her again. This time, I’m not leavin’ anything to chance. I’m goin’ in fer the kill. I’m plannin’ on lockin’ her in the Dis-Arm-Her, and it’ll be either snap or tap. She’s goin’ to see a more vicious side of the Cerebral Lassassin. When that bell rings, the only thing that I’ll feel is my own fiery rage. The only thing that might quell it is rippin’ Shayna’s arm off, and that’s what I’ll do. My rage needs to be fed and I aim to feed it.”

Winter calls out again. “Rebecca!”

“Just like last time, Shayna will learn that ya can’t break the Cerebral Lassassin. Ya can’t break the Lass Kicker. Ya can’t break the Queen Slayer. Ya can’t break The Man. Ya can’t break Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch breaks YOU!”

Winter approaches Becky. “REBECCA!”

Becky shakes her head and snaps out of her trance. “Huh? What?”

“It’s time to go.” Winter says as she and Becky make their way out of the locker room. “Shayna’s goin’ down.”
Daffney: 1975-2021
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Becky Achievements: Queen of the Ring (2020, 2021), Women's Last Survivor (2024), Best Actress (2021, 2022, 2023), Most Violent Scene in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023), Best Villain in a Film (2021, 2022), Best Antihero in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023), Best Hero in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023)
Allysin Kay Achievements: Queen of the Ring (2022)