The Cow Says..

[D.J]

The scene opened up with The Rock in center frame. He was wearing a white Team Bring It tank top and sunglasses. He stared into the camera and wasted no time getting into what was his first words on EBWF TV since losing the EBWF Title.

The Rock: FINALLY...

There was a dramatic pause.

The Rock: FINALLY The Rock.. has come back!... to the EBWF. But see in all actuality.. The Rock never.. left. You see The Rock didn't go off and do another movie. The Rock didn't head back to tinsel town to continue to take part in his flourishing movie career.. no.. no.. no.. NO.. The Rock simply put.. and it's not often that The Rock admits this.. he was simply put... injured.

The Rock paused.

The Rock: You see The Rock was injured in his last match.. so wham.. Rock on the shelf.. fans talking.. speculating.. wondering.. pondering.. if The Rock was ever going to be back again.. WONDERING if they would ever get to see their People's Champion BRAHMA BULL- whoopin that ass.. EVER. AGAIN. The answer.. that The Rock is now going to give.. to the millions... annnnd MILLIONS of his fans.. is simply.. Yes.

The Rock smiled, before regaining intensity.

The Rock: You see The Rock is back once again daddy- and that means that he's laser focused.. ONCE AGAIN.. on becoming EBWF Champion for a third time. Before The Rock does that though, his first test.. his first match.. his first opponent.. is a man named Bobby Lashley.

The Rock paused looking troubled by the mere mention of his upcoming opponent.

The Rock: You see Bobby Lashley is big.. he's bad.. he has neck muscles the size of footballs.. but what Bobby Lashley doesn't have is what The Rock has.. in bunches.. and that.. is electricity.. You see it's been said.. it's been known.. that The Rock.. THEE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN.. in all of Sports Entertainment.. Bobby Lashley wouldn't even be the most electrifying man at Burger King. The Burger King worker would be like.. 'what can we get ya' and he would move those big old swollen neck muscles.. before MVP answered for him.. "He'll take a Whopper" and the Worker would be like 'OK do you want fries with that' and MVP would look at Lashley who would be staring back at him eyes bugging out of his head like a freaking Pug.. at which time MVP would have to say ' come on big fella answer the question.. blink once for yes and two for no.." at which time things would get even more confusing because this big bulky roody poo.. doesn't blink.. EVER. The Rock can picture Bobby Lashley when he sleeps.

The Rock pantomimed Bobby Lashley laying his head down on an invisible pillow but his eyes were still WIDE open.

The Rock: You see Bobby Lashley- you may not be much of a blinker.. but The Rock knows that you're also.. not much of a fighter. You see for all the workouts that you do in the gym.. for every muscle group that you have bulging out of your body.. for every long intense stare that you throw at everyone you come across.. The Rock knows that you simply CAN'T STOP.. CANNNN'T STOPPP him.. when it comes to a one on one match. You see Bobby Lashley you may be able to hold up a car on your neck.. you may be able to win staring contests against a manikin.. but you will never.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. EVER.. beat The Rock 1..2.. 3 and the center of that ring. You see Bobby Lashley.. The Rock knows that you're one weapon.. you're main attack.. is to intimidate.. The Rock knows EVERYTIME you step into the ring that your goal is to gain an advantage through inciting fear in your opponent.. well Bobby Lashley.. why don't you come and try and intimidate The Rock?

The Rock took his sunglasses off and stared a hole into the camera.

The Rock: You see Bobby Lashley- The Rock has fought them all, battled them all, The Rock has been through hell and back with theee very BEST that this business has to offer. So excuse The Rock for not being intimidated by a big lumpy jabroni who can't even put 9 words together on his own. The Rock can see you and MVP on your road trips with MVP blabbering away about how you're going to be some big star.. while you sit in the corner pulling the handle on your See N Say.. " The cow says MOOOOOO" Well Bobby Lashley.. The cow might say moo.. but The Rock says that come Warfare he's going to MOOOOOOve his Right Hand.. WHAM.. MOOOOOve.. his left hand.. WHACK.. move his right boot.. turn it sideways.. and stick it STRAIGHT UP.. your CANDY ASS. You see Bobby Lashley.. The Rock is back.. he's healed.. he's motivated.. which means that you are going to be in for the single biggest ass kicking.... OF. A. LIFETIME.

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WHAT THE ROCK.....

IS COOKIN.

The Rock cocked an eyebrow and the scene faded to black.