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[D.J]

Since The Miz captured the EBWF Championship at Wrestlemania, there were many skeptics out there that criticized him for having not defended it in over two months time. The Miz and Kenny Omega over that extensive period have been completely at each others throats, engaging in a series of one upsmanships to try and gain a mental and physical advantage over each other. Their crash course for the long awaited rematch was about to come to a decisive and abrupt end this coming week on Warfare, when to cap off an already exciting card of King of the Ring matchups, The Miz would be putting his EBWF Championship on the line against Kenny Omega for the first time in his third reign as champion. Omega was still very much a new comer onto the scene, but he seemed determined not to be overlooked since losing the strap on the grandest stage in Sports Entertainment. The Miz was the type of individual though, that was not easily rattled. He had been through it all, and been a participant in some pretty intense matches and rivalries over the years.. this was just another one for the collection. Miz had dished out punishment and received it back throughout his time in the EBWF, and he had met both defeat and victory along his path.. the one certainty was that you were always going to receive his best most focused effort. Especially in times where the Miz most coveted possession was at stake, in the EBWF World Championship. Miz had been the companies top dog 3 times counting his current tenure, and seemed determined not to have his newest reign cut short. A man of the people, The Miz spent the week prior to his first defense making it publicly known that they should NOT expect a new Champion anytime soon.

The scene opened up on the set of the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. There were executives running around in the back trying to get things off and running for the show that was about to take place. Jimmy Fallon himself was then seen on screen walking into the backstage area. Jimmy wore a Dark Blue Suit, white undershirt, and red Tie. He had a stylist adjust him a little bit, and he continued to walk down the hall with a serious look on his face. This look quickly changed to a bright smile when he saw the man whom he'd be interviewing that night on the show appear several paces down the hallway. The camera panned to pick up Mike Mizanin AKA The Miz who was entering the back room as well. Mike wore a light gray suit, black undershirt, and no tie. He had the EBWF Championship over his shoulder, and his hair was gelled to the nines as it always was. He had a big smile on his face as well, as the two men slapped a low five, and embraced in a quick bro hug.

Jimmy Fallon: LOOK AT THIS GUY! The Miz! EBWF Champion, how's it going my man!?

Mike nodded impressed with Jimmy's intro.

Mike Mizanin: It's going man! I can't complain.. and if I did.. who the hell would listen?

Jimmy nodded.

Jimmy Fallon: I hear that! Well thanks for being on the show tonight man, we're really happy to have you!

Mike Mizanin: Thanks for having me! Always a great time!

Jimmy Fallon: Well I got a few things to do before we go on, but head on to the back room man, get some food, drinks, anything you want.. and I'll see you in a little bit alright champ?

Mike nodded.

Mike Mizanin: Sounds like a plan! Thanks Jimmy!

Jimmy Fallon: You got it.

With that Jimmy was off to get himself situated, and Mike was off to the green room to get some food and a couple of adult beverages. The scene cut away to a pop up that read "2 Days Earlier" We were now in the Los Angeles home of The Miz, in a room viewers had frequented quite often during The Miz' prior times as champion/hangouts with The Vertex. It was the bottom floor of Miz' house where he kept all of his wrestling memorabilia, and belts that he'd earned over the years. There were also several pictures of several of the big moments in The Miz EBWF Career. All and all it was an extremely impressive room, fit for one of the biggest stars in the game today. The camera quickly panned around, until it settled on The Man who inhabited a lot of the things seen, The Miz. He wore a long sleeve dry fit hoodie, white vineyard vine shorts and black boat shoes. The EBWF Title was on his shoulder as he sat center frame on a stool. Behind him was his now longtime girlfriend Mickie James. She was behind the bar fixing herself a cocktail of some sort. She wore a baby blue sleeveless top and white shorts. The Miz began.

The Miz: For two months, two months all I've heard was "Miz you haven't defended the title yet.. you won the title at Wrestlemania.. and you've yet to put it up for grabs.. why Miz? Why?" And I get it.. look.. trust me.. I get it.. when you're The Miz.. and you captivate literally millions.. and you have countless supporters and Mizfits who ALWAYS want to see you out there.. who ALWAYS want to watch you do what you do better than ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET.. you are going to get some restless folks. You are going to get some people want to see the BEST.. at HIS BEST.. and they know that that means him putting the EBWF Championship on the line. They know that when that happens, you are going to get the absolute pinnacle of all that is Miz.. you are going to get The Miz firing on all cylinders, clicking in every way, and that's exciting because holy good god is it impressive. However, I don't make the matches, I don't decide what goes on.. I show up.. I captivate.. I entertain.. I win.. and I repeat. So the fact that I have not defended the EBWF Title to date.. is not my fault Mizfits.. but fear not.. because the wait... IS OVER.

Mickie yelled from the background.

Mickie James: YEAH IT IS!

The Miz smirked.

The Miz: Because on Monday night at Warfare.. the long awaited rematch between me and the Omeg-ster.. is going down!!

Mickie again interrupted.

Mickie James: Meet me in the mallllll it's going down.... meet me in the ringgg... it's going down.

The Miz laughed.

The Miz: Young Joc references aside, it is about to go down. The Miz and Kenny Omega.. one more god awful time.. and I say god awful not because that's what I'm going to be bringing to the table.. there will be no god awful.. when it comes to The Miz. God like... definitely.. but not god awful.. I say god awful.. in the sense of what my opponent is going to bring to the proceedings. And that my good Mizfits.. is absolutely NOTHING.. but a horrible stench of not belonging.. and not being up to snuff to defeat someone like me. When Kenny Omega won the Royal Rumble.. all he really won was the right to be relevant for as long as it took him to lose the championship, and his rematch.. and then float away back into the island of MIZ-HIT boys.. I for one have already had more than enough of this guy that I could possibly stomach, so I'm going to take a Pepto Bismol and beat the hell out of him one more time, so that we can all finally be rid of him. They say in every title defense that there is a "Champion" and a "Challenger" but what happens when the "Challenger" isn't able to create any type of a challenge to the champion? That my good people, is what we are about to find out on Warfare. For all the sneak attacks by Kenny.. or that luchador loser Rey Mysterio who can't win a match or form more than 3 sentences in a row when talking about future opponents- who I really have no idea why he's even here..who should probably quit right now... who probably will be quitting soon.. For ALL of that.. Kenny STILL.. STILL has not gained any type of advantage. He has not won a single mind game.. he's not gained a physical advantage.. because when most people lay down an attack.. they do it with force.. and an intensity that makes you think. When Kenny does it.. it's all like frumpy.. and wimpy.. and though you're down for a minute or two.. you kinda lie there thinking like.. this guys is just lame as all hell.. if the fight starts with both of us looking face to face.. there's no way I don't expose this guy for the overweight dickcheese that he is.. and that's exactly what I'm going to do at Warfare. Yeah the EBWF Title is up for grabs.. but is it really? Yeah the ref is going to "grab" it from me, and hold it up.. and everyone's going to be cheering with anticipation.. but it won't be the anticipation of a great match.. it'll be the anticipation of their hero.. their savior.. their Master of Mizness- kicking the crap out of a guy that they.. and I.. are ALL SICK OF. They know that anytime I bring my belt to the ring.. and I put it on the line.. what they are about to see is nothing short of Miz-nificent!

Mickie smiled as she sipped her cocktail.

Mickie James: What a way with words you have babe? You wanna make out?

The Miz smiled again.

The Miz: Later. Can't you see I'm setting the stage for my Mizfits watching the most amazing facebook live video ever assembled?

Mickie James looked into the camera.

Mickie James: Oh what's up Facebook? Should I strip?

The Miz: This is Facebook Mickie.. no. Haven't you seen their new commercials.. they are going back to their roots.. getting back to the friendships and likes and stuff.. says nothing about chicks stripping.

Mickie James: Later?

The Miz: Sure.

Miz smirked and Mickie jokingly looked satisfied as she went back to sipping her cocktail.

The Miz: So Kenny, lord only knows what you're going to have to say this week. You never cease to amaze any of us.. with your stupid broomstick.. your empty threats.. your cowardly actions.. your mien of hair that desperately needs some head and shoulders- but regardless of what you do end up mumbling to my Mizfits.. the only head and shoulders that's going to matter.. is that I'm going to be "Head and Shoulders" above you when we finally square off. When all the games you've clumsily tried to play with me over the last couple of months, don't matter, and we finally go mono-e-mono on Monday Night. The only thing that matters then Kenny.. unfortunately for you.. is the ability to get the job done. The only thing that matters then.. is the ability to finish.. to win the big match.. to check the box.. to sign the check.. to get the win.. and that is something that I've done better than ANYONE around here.. but CERTAINLY better than you. Your days of having people whisper to each other "hey isn't that the fat loser who won royal rumble somehow" when you walk by them in the back.. are numbered.. your days of having very little recognition.. but some.. are numbered.. your days of getting 2 bumble matches a day strictly because your semi famous.. are coming to a swift and abrupt end on Monday, Omega. Basically your semi charmed kind of life.. is going to soon be over.. I believe in the sand beneath my toes.. and you being irrelevant gives me a feeling a peaceful feeling..I believe in my fame that grows.. and the four right moves could make you cry.. when I'm with you.. I feel like you could die.. and we all would be all right... all right....

Mickie James: Great freaking song.

The Miz nodded.

The Miz: Most definitely.. the point of it all Kenny, is that nobody is going to miss you when you're gone. Nobody is going to look back months from now and say.. "gee I wish that rat Kenny Omega would come back.. I sure miss him defying logic by somehow being kinda successful." Nobody both in our locker room and outside of it, wants to see you do anything but flop around and get demolished, because that's what you're built to do. You aren't built to be in matches for things like the EBWF Title.. you aren't built to have to go up against opponents like me, you aren't built to do anything NOW except finish off this twilight zone run with a HUMONGOUS crash and burn... and then go away.. forever..

Mickie James: If you need to Crash.. then CRASH and BURN.. you're not aloneeeeee

The Miz: This is why I love you.

Mickie James: Aw shucks, thanks babe.

The Miz smiled.

The Miz: So Facebook to conclude this video I'll just say to Kenny.. I'll see you on Monday Night.. you can meet me in the middle of the ring.. and I'll bring you back 2 months time to Wrestlemania.. you'll remember what it's like to face me REAL REAL quick.. because just like that great night in March.. I'll be the guy beating the Fats Oils and Sweets out of you.. and walking out with this bad boy right here. HASH... TAG... FACTS.

Mickie James: BABAY- WHY DON'T YOU JUST MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE!!

The Miz and Mickie sang the rest of the chorus together as the video faded out. Another Pop Up came on the screen that read "LATER THAT NIGHT" The scene picked up at an LA Night Club. Mike was seen by the bar in an expensive dark blue suit. Mickie James was in a stunning red club dress, the two were talking when all of a sudden, Jimmy Fallon appeared with his wife Nancy. Both were dressed fancy as well. Jimmy immediately got excited when he saw Mike and Mickie.

Jimmy Fallon: Miz! What's up man!

Mike Mizanin: Jimmy! Hey! Not too much, just getting a couple of drinks. You guys get a babysitter or something!?

Jimmy Fallon: Haha! Of course we did, the Fallon's need a night out every once and awhile! What's new dude?

Mike Mizanin: I hear you- not too much bro- just working non stop- they just put the belt back on me at Wrestlemania, and I'm defending it next Monday.

Jimmy Fallon: Oh wow, no way! You should totally come on the show tomorrow night and we can pump that up.. I was supposed to have Daniel Tosh on, but he's off making horrible commercials for his "reboot" of Tosh.0 so he had to cancel on me. What do you say?

Mike thought for a second.

Mike Mizanin: Let's do it!

Jimmy Fallon: Let's do it!

The two guys dapped up.

Mickie James: Before you guys do it.. can we at least dance with you first?

The group laughed and made their way to the dance floor with their gals. The scene faded out. It faded back into the Tonight Show where Jimmy was about 20 minutes into the show.

Jimmy Fallon: Our next guest really needs no introduction, but because it's my job.. I'm going to try and give him one anyway. He is the 3 time.. and CURRENT.. EBWF World Champion.. he is a megastar.. internationally known.. a tremendous performer.. and an even better pal.. ladies and gentlemen.. my friend.. and yours.. THE MIZ!!!

The crowd cheered as a quick snippet of "I Came To Play" was heard. Miz entered the show with the title over his shoulder, and the same suit we saw him in early in this package. He and Jimmy shared a similar high five/bro hug combo, as Miz sat down next to Jimmy.

Jimmy Fallon: So what's up man! How are you? You look great!

The Miz smiled.

The Miz: Don't I always Jim?

Jimmy laughed.

Jimmy Fallon: No of course, of course.. I mean I'm just saying... new belt or something?

The crowd cheered and Miz smiled and nodded simultaneously.

The Miz: It is, and I gotta say.. I think it's me.

Jimmy Fallon: It's very you.. it's very you.. so champion again huh? For a third time! WOW!

The Miz: Yes indeed.. and as crazy as this sounds coming from me.. this has by far been my favorite title win of the three.. because hell Jimmy.. people out there actually WANTED it to happen.. can you believe that.. THEY LOVE ME.. they really LOVE ME!

The crowd cheered as both men shared another laugh.

The Miz: No in all seriousness Jimmy, it's been a great couple of months, I love being the champion.. because it really signifies being at the top of your game.. and a top of THE Game. I've spent a good part of my life working and grinding for this business.. and everytime you get to wear the games top prize.. you never take it for granted.. and in the past I have.. but not this time Jim.. this time.. if someone is going to take this thing from me.. they are going to earn it in every way imaginable.

The crowd cheered briefly, and Jimmy nodded.

Jimmy Fallon: Well you mention people trying to take it from you.. big match coming up on Monday right?

The Miz: That's right.

Jimmy Fallon: For those of you that don't know.. The Miz will be putting the EBWF Championship up for grabs against Kenny Omega, who correct me if I'm wrong, was the guy you won it from at Wrestlemania, no?

The Miz nodded.

The Miz: That's right, Kenny and I have been going at each other for really the last 4 months or so. He won the Royal Rumble back in January to win the belt, and unfortunately for him ran into me at Wrestlemania. Since then, he's been acting like a baby who got his rattle taken away. Pissing, moaning, and doing everything in his power to weaken me so that he can have a chance in hell of beating me when he finally got his rematch. Unfortunately for him, Jim, is that not only am I not weak, but I quite honestly feel about as strong and as sharp as I've ever felt. I feel like a Miz at his worst could still earn a W over Kenny Omega at his best.. but a Miz at his best.. could really do some serious damage to Kenny Omega.. and that is what I'm intending to do. This guy has been sort of like a bug bite over the last couple of months.. and not only am I going to scratch the itch.. I'm going to drown it in the calamine lotion that is my amazing talent Jimmy.. and say goodbye to him.

Miz winked and the crowd laughed and cheered.

Jimmy Fallon: That.. that was beautiful man.. what a way to put it!

The Miz: It's a gift Jimmy.. it really is what can I say.. it's all part of being The Miz. Whether you're a fan of the EBWF or not, Monday night is going to be worth popping into our show. I think we can all appreciate it when someone who does nothing but whine and complain about losing something gets what's coming to them.. when someone just can't ACCEPT that they aren't going to have something anymore.. and instead of being a man about it.. they cheat.. they lie.. they carry on like a toddler.. gets the absolute lesson that they deserve. That is precisely what people can expect to see on Monday Night. At Wrestlemania, I defeated Kenny Omega.. not because I cheated.. not because I bent the rules.. or was deceitful, I won because I'm better.. and this guy just can't seem to wrap his over-sized unwashed head around that fact. So instead of just acknowledging that.. and backing down.. he has tried everything in his power to position himself to beat me. The unfortunate part for him.. is that he'd actually have to position himself in an Army Tank to be able to do any physical harm to me, and I don't think that's going to be allowed on Monday Night.. and even if it was.. I would find a way to climb in that thing, dismantle him, throw him out of the tank.. pin him.. and then take that thing on a joy ride..

Jimmy Fallon: Ohhh man.. that sounds bad ass.. can I come?

The crowd laughed and cheered. Miz smiled as well.

The Miz: Of course you can!

Jimmy Fallon: Sweet! So anyways, Miz- it's funny that we're talking about this match.. because just recently on one of our favorite shows.. both yourself and Kenny were a pretty hot topic of discussion.

The Miz: REALLY?

Jimmy Fallon: Really.

The Miz: Really?

Jimmy Fallon: Really. Take a look.

The crowd erupted as "EW" the popular Jimmy Fallon skit faded in. Jimmy was dressed in his normal get up. He began to speak in his best 12 year old girl voice.

Jimmy Fallon: Hi EVERYONE! Welcome to EW! I'm Sarah.. and we got a great show todahhhh.. recentlahhh.. I've become a big fan of the EBWF.. I used to be all... WRESTLING.. EWWW.. but recentlahh.. I've really started to like it.. so because of thahh.. I've made a new friend at school.. who I used to think was EWWW.. but now I think she's super cute... Please welcome my new friend.. TIFFANAHHH MITCHELL!

The crowd cheered as The Miz came down the stairs dressed similarly to Fallon in girls attire. The two of them embraced in a hug.

Jimmy Fallon: Tiffanahhh what's uppppp.. welcome to EWW!!!

The Miz: THANK YAHH FOR HAVING ME.. OH MY GAHHH! So when you first asked me to come over.. I was all like EWWW.. but then I realized we were gonna talk about the EBWF Wrestling.. and I was like... OH EM GEE.. facts.. it's gonna be LITTT!!

The crowd laughed and cheered.

Jimmy Fallon: Totalahhh! So we should definitely like.. talk about wrestling.. in the EW Speed Round.. are you readahh?

The Miz: R..

Before Miz could finish, the actor who commonly appears in Jimmy's Ew skits as "Gary" walked down the stairs. He wore his normal khaki slacks and sweater.

Gary: HELLLLO! Girls did somebody say EBWF!? HO HO!

Jimmy Fallon: EW! It's my Step Dad GARAH!!

Gary: You know girls, when I was a boy.. I used to love watching Wrestling.. the greats like Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Andre The Giant, and even the Ultimate Warrior! He used to come down to the ring and be like..

Gary pantomimed the Warrior's rope shake but in the nerdiest way possible.

Jimmy Fallon: GARY GET OUT OF HEAH!!!

Gary: Right-o.. well if you girls get hungry your mother and I are making some Rice Krispie treats upstairs. You take the Rice and the Krispie.. and the marshmellow fun.. and you put it all together.. and you eat yum yum!

Jimmy Fallon: GARY I'M SERIOUS!! GET OUT OF HEAH!!

Gary: Ho-Ho you got it..

Gary went back up the stairs.

Jimmy Fallon: God he's so Annoyingggg..

The Miz: EW.

Jimmy Fallon: So let's do the speed round now kahhh?

The Miz: Okahhh.

Jimmy Fallon: Mountain Dew?

The Miz: EW.

Jimmy Fallon: Cheetos.

The Miz: EW!

Jimmy Fallon: The Miz.

The Miz: CUTE!

Jimmy Fallon: CUTE!

Jimmy Fallon: Kenny Omegahh?

The Miz: EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Jimmy Fallon: Super EWWW!!! We like totally agree on everything!!

The Miz: YAH!

Jimmy and Miz hugged as EW! Faded back to the Tonight Show. The crowd was laughing and cheering.

The Miz: That was some deep analysis of the match there by those two gals.

Jimmy Fallon: Extremelahh.. I mean extremely.. do you agree with them?

The Miz nodded.

The Miz: I can't say that I disagree. I mean The Miz.. cute.

The crowd cheered. Especially the women.

The Miz: Kenny Omega.. Ew. I mean pretty god damn spot on when it comes to looks, and I can guarantee that our in ring performances on Monday Night are going to match those descriptions.. with the one major difference being that what I'm going to do to Kenny Omega on Monday night is going to be anything but cute. It's going to be gruesome to say the least. The fact is Jimmy, I'm not going to rest until the whole world can see what a joke Kenny Omega really is. I'm not going to stop until Kenny Omega is completely and utterly embarrassed and revealed as the most fraudulent competitor in the history of the EBWF- I'm not going to quit until Kenny Omega.. wants NO part of the EBWF Championship for as long as I have it Jimmy, and that I'm planning on being a very VERY long time!

Jimmy Fallon: Hell yeah! So make sure everybody watches this Monday Night on Warfare, as The Miz takes on Kenny Omega for the EBWF Championship. Miz thanks so much for being on the show man!

The Miz: My pleasure man! It was AWESOME.

The Miz smiled knowingly as did Jimmy, the two shook hands and the Jimmy Fallon show went to commercial. The scene faded out. A pop up then showed "Monday" We were about a half hour from the show going live on the air. Many people were getting into their seats and enjoying some of the dark matches. All of a sudden "AWEEEEEEESOMMMMMEEEEEEE" followed by "I Came To Play" blared from the loud speaker as The Miz made his way to the ring flanked by Mickie James. Miz was in his In ring Gear, with a Black with Red writing "Your Favorite Wrestler's Favorite Wrestler" Shirt on. He had the EBWF Championship over his shoulder and a confident smile on his face. The fans were going nuts, as they were certainly not expecting to see The Miz at this point in the night. The two wrestlers competing in the ring quickly exited the ring, we could make one out as Rey Mysterio Jr., who seemed satisfied that due to the Miz interrupting his match he would finally get out of a match without losing for once. The Miz climbed into the ring and requested a microphone from the time keeper which he received. He had a big confident smile on his face as a "Miz is Awesome" chant broke out across the crowd. When it finally died down The Miz began.

The Miz: Now some of you may be wondering, "why the heck does Miz look so relaxed.. why does he look so calm? Doesn't he know that in just a couple of hours, he's going to be putting the EBWF Championship on the line against Kenny Omega?" To those people I say.. WELL DUH! That is EXACTLY why I am so relaxed.. and so calm.. those are emotions that you get when you are either at the beach.. or just ready as all hell to do something.. prepared to do something. For me, I'm clearly not at the beach right now.. so it's obviously the latter that holds true for YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER'S..

Crowd: FAVORITE WRESTLER

The Miz: I'm ready.. I'm prepared to do something that I've been really waiting patiently to do since I won this belt back in March, and that is to remind Kenny Omega why he should never.. and will NEVER again.. hold this thing. You see the EBWF, Mizfits, is a land of opportunity. We have thousands and thousands of employees that range from EBWF Superstars, to camera guys, to maintenance workers, to caterers, you name it.. it's a large operation. Many of the people we employee, grew up being completely invested and completely infatuated by the brand of entertainment that we and other companies like us, have put on TV for the last several decades. In the EBWF you can truly live your dreams, and if you need proof of that.. look no further than the beautiful bastard that's talking to you right now. I am LIVING my dream Mizfits.. and I certainly have respect for anyone else who tries to do the same. However, that doesn't just happen overnight, everyone has different roads to success around here, but there is a general understanding that larger than life success.. doesn't just occur overnight. Sometimes the worst people that emerge around here, are the ones that rise too quickly, the guys who catch a lucky break and then think more of their "break catching" abilities than what they actually are. This unfortunate scenario has happened to my opponent tonight- Kenny Omega.

The crowd booed at the mention of Omega.

The Miz: Don't boo him guys.. don't I mean it. It's not his fault. I want you guys to imagine with me, if you will, an average looking.. kinda chunky.. kinda sweaty.. kinda nerdy.. guy. Now I want you to imagine this guy.. just happens to get with a SUPER MODEL.. then.. I want you to imagine a cooler.. better looking.. more talented.. all around AWESOME.. guy.. just comes in... takes the SUPERMODEL.. beats the first guy up.. then sprays the first guy with mud as he peels out in his Maserati. If you're the first guy.. let's call him Benny...

The Miz smirked and the crowd cheered.

The Miz: Wouldn't you be a little bit upset at the second guy if you were Benny? I mean You can understand it. This guy.. BENNY.. NEVER in a million years shoulda been able to snag a supermodel.. but he DID against all odds.. he beat out SEVERAL guys for this girl.. and then this second guy.. just comes right in.. scoops her up.. and now Benny is going to have to live in a world where he never gets NEAR her or anything like her ever again. The morale of the story guys.. is sometimes when someone gets something that they don't deserve.. and then they lose it.. it's one of the saddest most unfortunate things that can happen to a person. It can make a person do crazy things.. it can make them act irrationally.. and that is EXACTLY what we've seen out of Mr. Omega the past couple months isn't it? He had this belt right here.. the belt that says that you are the ABSOLUTE MAN around here.. and he probably never REALLY deserved it.. he was never REALLY good enough for it.. but he HAD IT ANYWAY.. somehow.. some way.. and then what happened next was similar to the poor bastard in our story.. a cooler.. more talented.. overall SUPERIOR BEING.. came in at Wrestlemania.. and scooped up.. the one thing the Kenny Omega had to show for his worthless career. He took the one thing that Kenny Omega had to be proud of, and now Mizfits.. I'm going to see to it, that Kenny doesn't have another god damn thing in his whole entire worthless existence to hang his hat on.. because in this life.. AND THE NEXT.. you don't make it anywhere feeling sorry for people that aren't up to par.. if they have something that you KNOW they aren't good enough for.. you don't sit back like losers do.. and talk about how it makes no sense that they have it.. you go out there and you TAKE it from them! That's what I did in March.. and tonight.. I will be TAKING any false hope.. any pipe dream.. that Kenny Omega may have of reclaiming his one accomplishment.. when I not only put down his "challenge," but I simply put.. PUT HIM DOWN.. like the DOG THAT HE IS.

BECAUSE I'M THE MIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ANNNND I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The crowd finished the catch phrase with The Miz, who confidently flipped the mic to the mat causing a light thud. The crowd was going crazy as The Miz made his way back up the ramp with a cheering Mickie, and Warfare was set to begin.