Marty Scurll is standing in the middle of the ring. He is wearing his wrestling attire with a villain club t shirt on. In the ring with him are two different stands that are each covered with a tarp.
Scurll: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, kids of all ages, my name is Marty Scurll and today you’re going to witness the complete destruction of two men. On one hand we have Aiden English.
Scurll takes off one of the tarps and reveals a picture of Aiden English.
Scurll: This man you see in this picture right here is a joke. He sings and skips around in the ring while I kick ass. He’s picked up fluke win after fluke win and I for one am sick of it. He doesn’t deserve a title shot. No he deserves to have his damn fingers broken. So Mr. English, when you step in the ring with me tonight I want you to be fully prepared for the beating of your life. I am the superior talent, I am the better talker, I am the best in the whole world of professional wrestling.
Scurll then takes off the next tarp and this reveals a picture of RVD.
Scurll: Rob Van Dam is washed up. He is almost 50 years old and thinks he can hang with me? I think all of the weed actually has rotted his mind. Because you see, I am the Villain Marty Scurll. I will destroy you RVD. You think you know pain from your bingo hall days in ECW? Well, facing off against me you’ve got another thing coming.
Scurll takes the pictures off the stand and rips both of them up. As he takes the pictures off it’s revealed that there is a second layer of pictures. These new pictures are of Jimmy Havoc and Wes Ikeda.
Scurll: Well would you look at that, my two favorite men.
Scurll stares at both of the pictures for an uncomfortably long amount of time.
Scurll: I think my issues with the brass have been well documented. I have been consistently oppressed in my time here in the EBWF. I should be the top champion. I should be in the main event of Wrestlemania. Not Jimmy Havoc and Wes Ikeda. I am sick and tired of these two numpties running the show and putting themselves in my top spot.
Scurll begins pacing around the ring frantically. He stops in front of the picture of Jimmy Havoc.
Scurll: Jimmy Havoc is lucky that he’s on the opposite end of the KOTR bracket as me. I’ll have to knock him out in the finals instead of in the second round like I had hoped. I look forward to kicking the hell out of you then Havoc. Until then however...
Scurll takes out a match and lights the picture of Jimmy Havoc on fire. A concerned ring side worker rushes into the ring to extinguish the flame but Scurll superkicks him.
Scurll: I am not done talking yet you stupid idiot.
Scurll spits on the worker picks up the fire extinguisher he was carrying and proceeds to spray the man.
Scurll: Now, where was I? Oh yah! Wes Ikeda. I am sick and tired of seeing you kiss everyone’s ass on twitter and backstage and your backstage politicking to rob me of my Wrestlemania main event is just plain sad. I know you like put out a certain image of Wes Ikeda as this good hearted man. Well I know that’s not true. Deep down Mr. Ikeda you’re just like me, a villain. And while the path to beating up on Jimmy Havoc is through the King of the Ring, our path is unclear. Make no mistakes, I will get my hands on you. And if I have to get dragged out in handcuffs so be it. I’m going to show the world the real Wes Ikeda.
Scurll pulls out a knife and stabs the picture of the Wes Ikeda multiple times. He finally stops and composed himself. The ring worker gets up and Scurll goes to check on him. He grabs the man’s hand to help him up and then snaps his fingers. As the man writhes in pain on his knees Scurll superkicks him and walks off.