Here is Ben and I's RP for this week!
The scene opened backstage at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Chris Jericho was seen walking down the hallway. He stopped as he reached a door at the end of the hallway, and the camera zoomed in to reveal The Miz’s locker room. Jericho knocked on the door, and The Miz opened it.
Chris Jericho: Are you ready?
The Miz: What? No hello? No “hey champ how’s it going?” Damn man.. I guess we’ll skip the pleasantries.. Yeah I’m ready..
Chris scoffed and rolled his eyes, ignoring the beginning of what Miz had to say.
Chris Jericho: Alright, let’s do this
Miz and Jericho walked down the hallway, heading towards the ring. As they turned the corner, they were approached by Renee Young.
Renee Young: Miz, Chris, do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions before your match?
Jericho was about to answer, when Miz interrupted.
The Miz: Uh Chris.. I believe she said.. Miz.. THEN Chris.. So I will go first.. Since you know I am the champion around here right now.
The Miz patted the EBWF Championship. Renee smiled and Chris stood there looking a little annoyed, but took it in stride.
The Miz: I would LOVE for you to ask us a couple of questions Renee. By the way I love your hair like that! I’m an engaged man now though.. So don’t get any ideas.
The Miz smiled as did Renee. Jericho pretended to barf. Renee turned to face the camera, and began to speak.
Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m joined at this time by Chris Jericho and the EBWF World Champion, The Miz, who will be teaming up in just a few moments time to take on the Tag Team Champions, Tommy End and Michael Dante. Chris, Miz, there is no love lost between you and Legion… how do you feel about taking on the Sumerian Death Squad?
Miz was about to answer when Jericho cut him off.
Chris Jericho: Uh, Miz? I believe she said Chris, then Miz, so I will go first.
Jericho smirked, then turned to face Renee.
Chris Jericho: First of all, what kind of name is Sumerian Death Squad for a tag team? It sounds like a name for a gang that a group of bored teenagers came up with one Saturday afternoon.
The Miz even had to laugh at this, as Jericho continued.
Chris Jericho: As for Legion, is it just me or is it all starting to go wrong for Tommy and the gang? At Fanniversary, Jimmy Havoc reminded everyone that he’s trash, and stood tall with his new gothic brothers and sisters. But fast forward two months, and Havoc lost the World Title at Christmas Eve of Destruction, as this man right here will take great pleasure in reminding you.
Jericho patted Miz on the back. Despite Jericho’s somewhat patronising tone, Miz looked smug.
Chris Jericho:Havoc got injured in that match, and hasn’t been seen since. Then two weeks ago, End and Dante teamed up to take on Rated RKO, who were wrestling together for the first time in about a year… and they lost. So how do I feel about facing End and Dante tonight? I’m feeling pretty confident.
Renee turned to face The Miz.
Renee Young: Anything to add, Miz?
The Miz smiled.
The Miz: Always Renee, Chris did a great job of pointing out just how NOT threatening these jamoaks are, but what he forgot to mention is the other side of the coin, and that’s HOW good WE are. So between how bad these Legion idiots are, and HOW GOOD Chris and I are.. It’s a pretty easy equation to figure out. Chris is a 459 time World Champion.. I am the current champion, we’re both just better than these two in every single way. Legion’s momentum is dying out, they were a flash in the pan, it was dark, it was ominous.. It was.. Well it was pretty stupid Renee, and now it’s over.. And after tonight.. It will REALLY be over. So how do I feel about facing End and Dante tonight? I’m feeling pretty confident as well.
The Miz patted Jericho on the back as well.
Renee Young: Well you seem to be getting along pretty well tonight, but when Miz was a guest on the Highlight Reel, there seemed to be a bit of tension between the two of you. Are you confident you’ll be able to work as a team tonight?
Jericho and Miz both went to answer the question at the same time, then stopped as they heard one another speak. Jericho laughed.
Chris Jericho: After you.
The Miz: Thanks. Renee, though Chris and I aren’t the best of friends and we’ve had some great battles.. We’re both winners. We both know what it takes to get the job done, and the last thing we want to see happen are these two legion weirdo-deirdo’s to have the pleasure of saying that they beat two of the greatest WINNERS, in the history of this company. Chris and I are professionals, and we’re the best two professionals in this entire company. There’s no way we’re going to let the fact that we both are competitors and quite frankly big egos, get in the way of getting an impressive win over tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
Jericho nodded.
Chris Jericho: I’d say I couldn’t have said it better myself… but if I’d said it, I wouldn’t have used the word “weirdo-deirdos”. The fact of the matter is, Miz and I respect each other, and we’re united by our hatred of Legion. We’re going to look so good teaming up tonight that the EBWF fans will be begging us to challenge End and Dante for the Tag Titles. And if it weren’t for the fact that the only championship I want to challenge for is the World Title… Miz and I might even be tempted. It’s about time they defended those titles against somebody.
Renee Young: Speaking of defending titles, I have one last question for you Miz. We are just two weeks away from the Royal Rumble and we don’t currently have a currently have a number one contender for the World Title. Will you be putting your championship on the line at the Rumble?
The Miz thought for a second.
The Miz: Renee, I’m more of a live in the present kind of guy. Me defending this bad boy is a little bit above my pay grade.. Which is saying a lot because not much is above my pay grade… because you know I’m rich.
The Miz smirked as did Jericho and Renee.
The Miz: So I’ll let the people that decide that, decide that. I will say that I’m obviously not afraid to defend the title against anyone, any time, any where, because I’m the goddamn Miz, and they aren’t. So I guess to answer your question, I will say “stay tuned.” Also I need everyone to stay tuned tonight as well, because if anyone still has the twisted notion that Legion is someone to shiver at… someone to fear… all you need to do tonight is watch the savage beating that Chris and I myself are going to deliver them. It will be then that you and everyone else will realize that the only “REAL” people to fear are the guys that you’re enjoying looking at right now. Tonight is going to be a reminder that NOBODY needs.. That he’s Chris Jericho… and I’mmmmm THE MIZZZ… and we’reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
The Miz looked at Chris. Chris rolled his eyes. The Miz gave him a look as if to say “you know you want to.” Chris finally nodded.
Chris Jericho and The Miz: AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Chris and Miz stormed off to head to the ring for their match, leaving Renee in the frame smiling as the scene faded.