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[Becky Lynch]

It was two weeks ago on the flagship show of EBWF, named Monday Night Warfare, that The Queen Slayer known as Becky Lynch took on the reigning EBWF Women’s Champion, the Queen of Spades better known as Shayna Baszler. Unlike the first encounter between the two dynamic women where Shayna beat Becky, the Queen Slayer lived up to her nickname and slayed the Queen of Spades. Last Monday night, a challenge from Shayna Baszler was issued to the Satanic Diva better known as Winter due to her interference in the former’s match against Becky Lynch that led to Becky toppling the Submission Magician.

In response to the challenge thrown out by Shayna Baszler, the Satanic Diva has accepted the challenge and now Winter, who was originally supposed to be exclusively managing Becky, finds herself in a match up against the EBWF Women’s Champion. Will Winter find the key to the puzzle of the Submission Magician or will the Queen of Spades escape the clutches of the Queen of Chaos and topple her in the process?

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Scene 1: Pulled Over
Starring: Winter, Becky Lynch, and Officer Dan
Camera Status: OFF

It is Monday afternoon, the second day of March in the year twenty twenty. It is mere hours before the next episode of Monday Night Warfare, and one of the many participants in the weekly episodic television show is none other than the Satanic Diva also known as Winter. She is seen by the citizens of Tulsa, Oklahoma riding as a passenger in Winter’s convertible down the road. Winter’s convertible is a nice, sleek black, and the seats as well as the steering wheel are adorned with flaming skulls and pentagrams.

While Becky is riding as a passenger in the direction of the BOK Center in Tulsa, the woman who is known as the Queen of Chaos and the Satanic Diva but better known as Winter speeds through an area of town that is commonly known as favorite spot of the local police department to clock speeders and pull them over in order to give them tickets.

Much like so many others, Winter speeding through the area causes a police cruiser to give chase, also causing an eyebrow to pop up on Becky’s face. After a few moments, the lights start flashing and the siren sounds. The Queen of Chaos looks into her mirror and smirks before ultimately pulling over. The police cruiser pulls over right behind her and Becky.

The door to the police cruiser opens and the police officer steps out of the car before closing the door. He walks up to the motorcycle belonging to Winter, hearing her blasting “Die When You Die” by GG Allin. He raises his right hand and makes a cutting gesture. “Cut it off.”

Winter complies and turns the music down.

“Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?” Officer Dan asks the Satanic Diva.

“Well, let me see here. You obviously felt the need to exercise your limited powers and punish me for ignoring the speed limit. It’s okay. I understand, because I like to punish people, too.” Winter says with a grin while Becky looks on with intrigue.

Officer Dan, not wanting to deal with any bullshit, responds with annoyance in his voice. “Enough with the smartass routine. Can I see your license and registration?”

Winter sighs in annoyance. “Coming right up.” Winter says as she pulls out a huge wad of one hundred dollar bills. She starts flipping through them while shocking Becky all at the time. Would Winter be so bold and brash as to try bribing the officer?

Officer Dan cocks an eyebrow, a quizzical look adorns his face. “Are you trying to bribe me, miss?” The cop asks, alarmed that the person that he had just pulled over would try to bribe him while Becky looks on, wondering the same thing.

“Yes, of course.” Winter says matter of factly as she offers him five hundred dollars. The cop is obviously not amused and Becky shakes her head. Winter notices the facial expression on the cop. “What? Is that not enough?” Winter asks before flipping through more one hundred dollar bills while Becky looks on, mortified. “Take more. It’s only money.”

“Are you aware that’s against the law, miss?” asks Officer Dan.

“You’re funny about your laws.” Winter says with a chuckle before looking up at the cop to see that he is still not amused. Winter looks over at Becky. “Watch this, Rebecca.” Winter says before turning her attention back to the officer. “You break the law sometimes, don’t you?”

“Well, sometimes I like to put the siren on and drive really fast and then pull u-turns in the middle of highways for no reason at all, just because I can.” The cop says with unbridled joy in his voice. Both eyebrows on the face of the Queen Slayer shoot up. Becky is unable to ascertain what has just happened. Why would a cop just randomly spill out that kind of information to a random person that he just pulled over?

“Right? Why wouldn’t you? It’s fun. It feels good to get away with something, doesn’t it?” Winter asks with a smirk.

“Yeah…” The cop says with a smile on his face while nodding his head before blinking twice and comes to the realization that he let his big secret out.

“It’s okay, officer. People like to tell me things. They like to tell me those deep, dark, naughty little desires that they have on their mind. It’s a gift. Maybe it’s something about my face.” Winter says with the smirk still on her face as she holds up one thousand dollars in her had. “You’re tempted to keep that, aren’t you?”

The cop nods his head. “Yeah.”

“Well, what are you waiting for, permission?” Winter asks while Becky is confused over this entire exchange between Winter and the officer that pulled them over. “Well, go ahead. Take it. Buy yourself something nice. You deserve it.”

The cop happily takes the extra thousand dollars and Winter speaks to him. “Well, if you don’t mind. I must really be on my way.”

The cop snaps out of his mental counting of the money. “Oh, yeah. Of course. Have a nice day.” The cop says before making his way back to the cruiser.

“You too, officer.” Winter says with a smirk on her face before speeding off toward the Freeman Coliseum.

While Winter drives Becky and herself toward the arena, Becky is trying to put together what just transpired between Winter and the officer. “What was that?”

“What was what?” Winter asks without taking her eyes off of the road.

“That whole exchange of dialogue between you and that cop?” Becky asks, curious about what Winter pulled on the cop.

“Oh, that? That was just him being honest with me about him breaking the law. Thus, I didn’t get a ticket.” Winter says matter of factly which prompts Becky to respond with, “Yer gonna have to teach me that, sometime.”

“In due time, dear Rebecca. In due time.” Winter says as she drives Becky and herself to the arena.