The Greatest Man to Ever Live

[AustinAries]

Austin Aries has just signed his contract with EBWF. Aries has wrestled all around the world, and he always finds himself finding some sort of achievement, and he wants to continue that record here.

Aries is backstage at his first ever Warfare, he wants to make his presence known to the entire EBWF universe, so they all know that Austin Aries is the next big thing here, and he never knows maybe someone will challenge him.

"The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" blasts out the speakers, as the fans don't really know who is going to come out next, then once the vocals start a man in a black blazer, blue v-neck, with sunglasses on,(douche) walks into the Bridgestone Arena, the fans don't really give him a reaction due to the fact that they don't know who the hell he is, but in just a little bit they will find out. Aries heads into the ring, grabs a microphone from Justin Roberts and then signals for his music to cut.

AUSTIN ARIES: My name is, Austin Aries. Make sure you remembe.. oh who am I kidding, of course you will remember it. I was just coming out here to tell each and every single one of you how great I am. Hell, I'm the greatest man that ever LIVED! I'm better than Rocky Balboa, I'm better than John Rambo, yes I know it's the same person, but I don't care, you get the point.

JERRY LAWLER: This Austin Aries character seems to be very cocky, I'm starting not to like him already!

AUSTIN ARIES: People like me are why America is arguably one of the best countries in the world! No Austin Aries is like no stars on the American flag, it just has to be there, no if, ands, or buts about it!

Austin starts laughing as the fans still don't know what to make of this new star, they don't know whether to like him or dislike him....

AUSTIN ARIES: Now let me tell you people why I really came to EBWF. I came here for championships, I came here for power, and mark my words I will be champion, it doesn't matter what it is, I will be champion, I will be the dominant force, I will be the best damn wrestler this company has even seen! And, yeah, that's a promise, that I attend on keeping. You see alot of people in this company never keep promises, like with you fans, you fans are like mindless.... hmm whats the right word,hmmm, ok I will go with this. You people are just flat out idiots. You people get all rallied up when you favorite superstar comes out, and you think all the time how you want to be so much like them. Do you think they care about you? Do you really think, when they go to bed they say, yeah man, I definitely want to go see all my fans tomorrow morning, they probably don't give a shit about you, so in the future,when a wrestler besides my self makes a promise, don't listen, because they are just using you. Like a pornstar's boyfriend, he just wants the sex, think about it? Who really likes a girl who goes around and probably has more diseases than I have world titles, and that's a high number.

The fans finally pick a side. A little over half of the crowd start to give Austin Aries some heat. Probably about the time he called them idiots, which shouldn't surpised anyone, because c'mon, he called them idiots, that is never cool.

AUSTIN ARIES: I have wrestled all around the world, I've been more places than posters of John Cena on walls of older women's bedrooms. Again, a lot. I think I could be settled in, right here, it wouldn't hurt to conquer a company longer than I usually do, not like anyone here's gonna stop me. It's like you doing something really bad, but you really love doing it, and your parents aren't there to stop you, are you going to do it? Of course you are. I've seen Warfare before and I don't really think I have too much compeition here.

JIM ROSS: This guy's got some guts, insulting the talent here like that, he should really watch his back from now on. Some of these guys here are real crazy!

JERRY LAWLER: More like demented!

AUSTIN ARIES: Next week, when I have my first match here, I want you all to remember this moment, this day, this time which is 8:53, I want to make sure all of you know that I will be the next face of EBWF, because I am the best in the world at EVERYTHING I do, and hopefully everyone on this roster understands that they aren't at my level, or even close to my level, I am unstoppable, and whoever my opponent is next week, they didn't eat their Lucky Charms because they definitely are out of luck!

"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" once again blasts out the PA system as Austin Aries drops the microphone and heads to the back. Some of the fans are still giving him heat, but it doesn't really bother him, he came here to wrestle not win a popularity contest.

JIM ROSS: Bold words by the man named, Austin Aries, we have yet to see his talent, but next week he might just shock all of us.

JERRY LAWLER: I still don't like this guy, a little too disrespectful and cocky to me.

---THE END-----

[D.J]

Hey man, pretty solid debut.

Quick note, I think in your last line you meant to say "are out of luck" instead of "lucked out." Lucked out would mean they were actually lucky to be your opponent. Just trying to help :)

DJ

[AustinAries]

Hey man, pretty solid debut.

Quick note, I think in your last line you meant to say "are out of luck" instead of "lucked out." Lucked out would mean they were actually lucky to be your opponent. Just trying to help :)

DJ

hehe thanks (:

[Holly]

I've been more places than posters of John Cena on walls of older women's bedrooms. Again, a lot.

How man older womens' bedrooms as Aries been in exactly to know this... lol, I kid. Enjoyed reading this. Huge egos and bold statements like what Aries made here are always a fun read to me. :D

[Ashlee]

I love it when a newcomer jumps in head first and doesn't wait for us to start something for them. This is great! Good work. I wish you would have submitted this for the Tag Team Battle Royale! You'll be on the upcoming card.

[AustinAries]

thank you both (: