making short work

[Daniel Bryan]

Daniel Bryan's expression is barely seen because of a hood pulled far over his face. The only thing visible is his evil smirk and and a semi long scraggly beard. Daniel looks towards the camera. His eyes tell a story, that of one with an intent to kill. Bryan takes the hood off slowly revealing his entire face. His smirk turns to a full smile and he starts to speak slowly and prominent.

Daniel Bryan: What did I tell all you pathetic imbeciles? EBWF booked me in a debut match against an old washed up sidekick and I devoured him the same way you all devour poor innocent animals. All though making short work of "Mr. Ass" wasn't a hard task at all, I told you i'd out wrestle him in a heartbeat.

Daniel Bryan starts pacing back and forth pondering. He runs his hands through his dirty blonde beard and smiles yet again. Bryan rubs his head and continues on with his ego driven speech.

Daniel Bryan: Now with all this being said and my win being taken into consideration, I should have been on the Wrestlemania card. I know im new here but that doesn't mean I cant break every single superstars bones with one of my thousand submissions. I have heart, pride, and brains. I promise that I will outwit, outsmart, and outwrestle every single idiot who even trys to step up to the plate to take a swing. I am a pure wrestling god with the stamina and fatigue of no other, because I dont even eat meat. Sure ill kill any human being that's put in front of me because thats my job.

Daniel Bryan looks oddly frustrated. Another case of overthinking and letting his ego get in the way of the world. To Bryan these things dont matter. The only thing thats on his mind right now is getting out a pure straight forward message to the EBWF fans and superstars. The EBWF fans boo very loudly letting Bryan know how they feel about him.

Daniel Bryan: You people sicken me! You have the nerve to boo me, when I'm inside of the ring performing for all of you? I fight human beings who are bigger than me. I fight men who fight back. The only fight all you idiots put up is against your buddy in a drunk football bet, or eating the defenseless and getting off on it. Dont fool yourselves you all eat meat because thats your way of winning against something. If you were true winners you'd be a former multiple time pro wrestling champion all across the world not a computer addicted "i love pro wrestling, but would never do it" mark!

Daniel Bryan starts taking heavy breaths. He looks relieved, as his message comes to a close.

Daniel Bryan: Now that i've got that off of my chest. I want to state that im here in EBWF for good. I came here for one reason and thats to take over and show people what real wrestling is all about. You can say i'm full of myself and you can say i'll never make it here but one things for certain... EVERYBODY TAPS!

Daniel's smile slowly turns to an angry mug. He winks at the camera and pulls his hoodie back over his head. Bryan rubs his hand through his beard for one last time as he turns his back to the camera and struts away.