Date: January 27, 2025
Location: Toyota Center; Houston, Texas
The jumbo tron shows that Jamie Hayter and Rhea Ripley have taken over the interview set. They each have a microphone in hand. The first to speak up is Jamie Hayter.
Jamie Hayter: “Last week on Warfare, I proved to everyone that I didn’t tap out to the worst submission hold of all time, a submission hold that didn’t even hurt. Moreover than that, I proved that Liv Morgan has a breaking point. Not only did I prove that Liv has a breaking point, but I also proved it with such ease that nobody will ever forget how quickly I destroyed Liv Morgan.”
The crowd can be heard breaking out into chants of “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!”
Mauro Ranallo: “I think the crowd has a different opinion than Jamie. Why wouldn’t they? Everyone knows that if it weren’t for Rhea Ripley, then Liv might’ve won last week.”
Nigel McGuinness: “Yeah, but did the referee see it?”
Mauro Ranallo: “We all saw it!”
Nigel McGuinness: “But did the referee see it?”
Mauro Ranallo: “No, he didn’t.”
Nigel McGuinness: “Then Rhea didn’t do anything.”
Jamie Hayter: “I can assure all of you backwoods inbreds that what I’m saying is not bollocks. I never tapped out and I made Liv tap out. That would’ve been the end of it, but that gutless coward Alexa Bliss attacked me from behind with a baseball bat.”
The crowd begins to cheer at the mere mention of Alexa’s name, causing Jamie to scoff. Meanwhile, Rhea shakes her head before raising her microphone.
Rhea Ripley: “Yeah, it takes a real hero to attack someone from behind with a weapon, and it doesn’t take much brainpower to figure out why Alexa attacked us with a baseball bat from behind. I mean, I doubt that the state of Texas could figure it out in one go. Hell, it would probably take them ten generations before they realize they have opposable thumbs and can eat with utensils much less figure out all on their own that Alexa attacked us with a bat from behind due to cowardice.”
The crowd boos Rhea.
Rhea Ripley: “Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan know that they can’t fight us on equal ground, and that’s why they needed a baseball bat and a sneak attack to get one up on us, but if they think that they’ll ever get that lucky again, they have another thing coming. Mayu has as much of a chance of beating me as Alexa and Liv have at getting one up on us again.”
Jamie and Rhea exchange a look before Jamie speaks again.
Jamie Hayter: “Mayu’s chances are between slim and none, because my best friend, my partner in crime…”
Jamie tilts her head to the side and rests it on Rhea’s shoulder. Rhea reaches up to caress the side of Jamie’s face.
Jamie Hayter: “Rhea Ripley will tear you apart, and that is a promise.”
Location: Toyota Center; Houston, Texas
The jumbo tron shows that Jamie Hayter and Rhea Ripley have taken over the interview set. They each have a microphone in hand. The first to speak up is Jamie Hayter.
Jamie Hayter: “Last week on Warfare, I proved to everyone that I didn’t tap out to the worst submission hold of all time, a submission hold that didn’t even hurt. Moreover than that, I proved that Liv Morgan has a breaking point. Not only did I prove that Liv has a breaking point, but I also proved it with such ease that nobody will ever forget how quickly I destroyed Liv Morgan.”
The crowd can be heard breaking out into chants of “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!”
Mauro Ranallo: “I think the crowd has a different opinion than Jamie. Why wouldn’t they? Everyone knows that if it weren’t for Rhea Ripley, then Liv might’ve won last week.”
Nigel McGuinness: “Yeah, but did the referee see it?”
Mauro Ranallo: “We all saw it!”
Nigel McGuinness: “But did the referee see it?”
Mauro Ranallo: “No, he didn’t.”
Nigel McGuinness: “Then Rhea didn’t do anything.”
Jamie Hayter: “I can assure all of you backwoods inbreds that what I’m saying is not bollocks. I never tapped out and I made Liv tap out. That would’ve been the end of it, but that gutless coward Alexa Bliss attacked me from behind with a baseball bat.”
The crowd begins to cheer at the mere mention of Alexa’s name, causing Jamie to scoff. Meanwhile, Rhea shakes her head before raising her microphone.
Rhea Ripley: “Yeah, it takes a real hero to attack someone from behind with a weapon, and it doesn’t take much brainpower to figure out why Alexa attacked us with a baseball bat from behind. I mean, I doubt that the state of Texas could figure it out in one go. Hell, it would probably take them ten generations before they realize they have opposable thumbs and can eat with utensils much less figure out all on their own that Alexa attacked us with a bat from behind due to cowardice.”
The crowd boos Rhea.
Rhea Ripley: “Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan know that they can’t fight us on equal ground, and that’s why they needed a baseball bat and a sneak attack to get one up on us, but if they think that they’ll ever get that lucky again, they have another thing coming. Mayu has as much of a chance of beating me as Alexa and Liv have at getting one up on us again.”
Jamie and Rhea exchange a look before Jamie speaks again.
Jamie Hayter: “Mayu’s chances are between slim and none, because my best friend, my partner in crime…”
Jamie tilts her head to the side and rests it on Rhea’s shoulder. Rhea reaches up to caress the side of Jamie’s face.
Jamie Hayter: “Rhea Ripley will tear you apart, and that is a promise.”
