Short Memory

[D.J]

Well The Rock had fell short in the Elimination Chamber match going into Wrestlemania. He wouldn't be in the main event of Wrestlemania, but instead had that distinction taken by AJ Styles who came out of the match victorious and was set for his meeting with Dolph Ziggler on the grandest stage of them all. The Rock, however, was not out of the picture entirely as he would square off with CM Punk with the winner becoming the number 1 contender for the EBWF Path To Glory Championship. One thing was for sure, all eyes would be on this match, and how The Great One would respond.

The scene opened up at a house show. A match had just finished up and the crowd was restless as to what would happen next. All of a sudden "IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN" followed by Jim Johnston's "Electrifying" was heard throughout the arena, and The Rock made his way down the ramp and into the ring. He went from turnbuckle to turnbuckle really involving this hyped up crowd in his entrance. He wore a "I Bring It" sleeveless T-shirt. He got a microphone from the time keeper and began to pace around the ring. The crowd started a "Rocky" chant which The Rock let die down before speaking.

The Rock: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO TUSCALOOOOOOOOOSA!

The crowd went crazy at the mention of their city.

The Rock: You see The Rock has been back in the EBWF for a little bit of time now. The Rock has been in matches, he's won some of them, he's lost some of them.. but one thing has remained the same.. one thing has remained constant, and that one thing is The Rock is FOCUSED on reaching the top of the mountain once again and becoming EBWF Champion. Now The Rock knows, that it hasn't been a perfect road for him. He's had chances of reaching that pinnacle that he has not taken advantage of, but NO more. The Rock is going to cash in on the next chance he gets at reaching the top of this business.. which brings him.. to Monday Night.

The Rock paused and the crowd cheered.

The Rock: You see Monday Night, The Rock is going to face CM Punk, which means that CM Punk is ONCE again going to have to go ONE on ONE with the Great One. As The Rock has shown, time and time again this is not something that CM Punk is ready for. CM Punk being ready to beat The Rock is like CM Punk being ready for shampoo to touch his greasy ass head, it's just NOT likely. You see CM Punk, since The Rock has been back he's whopped your candy ass on more than one occasion, and he has no problem doing it again under ANY circumstances.. but ya see this Monday Night there is a chance to become the PTG Champion on the line, which means there is a GOLDEN TICKET to have a shot to become the EBWF Champion at stake. CM Punk, The Rock has told you time and time again what he thinks of you. He's told you time and time again, that he thinks.. NO.. he knows that you are nothing but a pepsi tattoo, scrawny necked, wah wah whiny, punk bitch, and The Rock means that with all his heart. You are not on the level of the People's Champ, you know that as well as The Rock does, but you would claim to be so much more. You come out in front of The Rock's fans and you run your mouth about how you are the best in the world, which would somehow imply that you are better than The Rock, which would somehow imply that you could beat The Rock's ass. Well CM Punk.. The Rock says... why don't you come and try and beat The Rock's ass?

The Rock stared dead into the camera and paused which caused a favorable reaction from the crowd, and another "Rocky" chant.

The Rock: You see CM Punk with a chance at the PTG Title at stake your chances to beat The Rock go from slim to none, because The Rock is dead set on doing WHATEVER it takes to become the EBWF World Champion. The Rock doesn't care what he has to do, or WHO he has to go through. If The Rock has to beat you at Warfare, if he has to beat Channing Tatum in a dance off, if he has to have a bigger booty than Jennifer Lopez, The Rock will do it.. because right now you can't stop.. CAN'T STOP.. The Rock. You see CM Punk, it's nothing personal The Rock is quite simply.. on a mission. A mission that quite simply will NOT be thwarted by the likes of you. You see CM Punk you come out here and you do your little schtick you do your song and dance to The Rock's fans night in and night out. You whine and complain about how this business has held you back, you complain about how this business doesn't give you the respect that you deserve. That even though you've accomplished so much, it's somehow not enough. Especially as of late, you want to blame other people or other things for the fact that you can't seem to rekindle any of your past successes. Well The Rock says, that you can't seem to rekindle any success that you've had in the past, not because the administration is keeping you down, not because there's a conspiracy against you, or anything like that, the reason why you can't seem to find any success lately, is quite simply.. because you ABSOLUTELY SUCK.

The crowd went crazy again for The Rock.

The Rock: You see CM Punk you can come out here and try to take The Rock down with your elbows, your knees, your punches, your kicks, you can do the G-T-S, the P-S-A, the H-I-J-K- LMNOP but the fact of the matter is, it's not going to be enough, because The Rock is locked in CM Punk, he's locked in not only on becoming the number one contender for the PTG Championship, not only on being victorious on Monday Night, but the Rock is locked in.. on ROLLING TIDE all over your candy ass this Monday Night!

The Alabama crowd appreciated the "Roll Tide" reference.

The Rock: CM Punk, The Rock is no stranger to matches with you. In fact, since he's been back you and The Rock have locked it up on more than one occasion and The Rock simply put, LOVES to go up against you. Not because The Rock respects you, or that he thinks highly of you. Because as far as The Rock's concerned the second he sees CM Punk's name as his opponent, The Rock might as well be facing a big fat turd with scraggly facial hair and an over abundance of knee pads.. but you see The Rock likes facing you because there's NOTHING he likes more than to slap the confident smirk off the face of jabroni's like you. Pieces of monkey crap like you, that think they are something in this business. Guys who claim to have it all figured out, but really aren't good enough to scrape gum off The Rock's boot. You see CM Punk, The Rock loves to face guys like you, who actually think they can compete with him. Guys who actually think they are BETTER than him, because you do, don't you CM Punk? You truly think that you are better than The Rock don't you? Well unfortunately for you... THE ROCK WIPES A DOGS ASS WITH WHAT YOU THINK!

The crowd went crazy, and another Rocky chant broke out.

The Rock: You see CM Punk, you can have all the confidence you want going into Monday. You could pull a "Little Mermaid" when Ursula took Ariels voice and do the same thing to Kanye West's confidence and it still will NOT matter, because even though you THINK you can beat The Rock, let The Rock assure you that you most certainly CAN NOT. The Rock knows you too well Punk, every move you make, every step you take, every confident word you FAKE.. the Rock will be WATCHING YOU.. and not only will he be watching you like that old famous song says, The Rock will be watching his size 13 boot go directly into your candy ass. He will be watching his big hand laying the lumber across your face, and he will be watching.. along with the millions

Crowd: AND MILLIONS

The Rock: Of his fans, as he becomes the number one contender for the title that is the P-T-G by whopping your A-S-S this Monday Night.

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE ROCK

IS COOKIN!

The crowd cheered as The Rock dropped the mic and his music hit once again. The scene faded out.