Bring it on b*tch

[Ben M]

OOC: Apologies for the poor showing, I’ve not been feeling very well and I have an exam on Wednesday so revision for that is keeping me pretty busy! Good luck Brandon.

The scene opened backstage at Warfare, where Britt Baker was making her way to her locker room. She was stopped by Renee Young, who wanted to interview her. Before Renee could say anything, Britt cut her off, grabbed the microphone, looked into the camera and began to speak.

Britt Baker: Renee, I don’t need you to ask me any questions, because I know exactly what you’re going to ask. Question One: Did I see what Alexa Bliss did to Leva Bates last week? Answer: Of course I did. I guess Alexa was finally able to show off that “dark side” she’s been talking about, although all I saw was her taking unnecessary high risks. That Twisted Bliss off the top of the cage looked great, sure, and it hurt Leva… but I can guarantee it hurt Alexa too. That’s probably why she did it, so she can spend the next six months pretending she broke her ribs again. That will be her excuse when I beat her at Fallout. Question Two: Have I spoken to Leva Bates, and if so, how is she doing? Answer: Yes, I’ve been in regular contact with Leva. She’s in a lot of pain, so I don’t know when she’ll be back. Question Three: Will it affect me, not having Leva in my corner at Fallout? Answer: Absolutely not. I have proved I can beat Alexa Bliss without Leva, and at Fallout, for 30 minutes, I will get to beat Alexa over and over again. Question Four: The real question you’ve been dying to ask me… how do I feel going up against Allysin Kay tonight? Answer: I’m happy because we’re in Pennsylvania, I just wish we were in Pittsburgh… or should I say Brittsburgh. We might be on the wrong side of Pennsylvania, but hopefully the fans will recognise me as one of their own and give me a warm native. I can’t see them cheering for Allysin Kay, I mean have you seen her? She’s weird. But she’s also tough, and she knows I’m going to be the next Women’s Champion, so I’m sure she’ll be determined to beat me and claim she’s owed a shot when I take the title from Alexa. So Allysin, I just have four words to say… bring it on, bitch. I am ready for any and all challenges, but be warned there is no one else quite like Dr Britt Baker… D M D.

Britt passed the microphone back to a bewildered looking Renee Young, then continued heading to her locker room.