Sparkle Hunting

[Miles]

An odd pairing made it's way through the roads of San Antonio in a black colored rental car. An emotionless, cave man like fellow with ratty dreadlocks and a piercing glare was behind the wheel. Beside him was a much different sight. A brightly dressed, cherry red haired young woman with a smile a mile long. She seemed barely able to sit still while the male's eyes never left the road.

Taeler Hendrix: "Gimmie a M! Gimmie an A! Gimmie a C! Gimmie a K! Gimmie an O!"

The newcomer spelled out the words cheerleader style with her arms

Taeler Hendrix: "What's that spell?! Well, it doesn't spell anything! It's an acronym! MACKO! Mostly-Average-Cretins-KABOOM-OVER! That's Maria, A.J., Christy, Kaitlyn and ODB! Aren't acronym's fun?!"

Tyler Reks didn't respond. He didn't know what Kane did to this girl but he knew that she never seemed to shut the fuck up. Or stop smiling. It was entirely grating.

Taeler Hendrix: Gimmie an T! Gimmie a E! Gimme a P! Gimmie a M! Gimmie a B! What's that spell?!"

Once again she repeated the cheerleader routine.

Taeler Hendrix: "TEPMB! Another acronym, Tyler! Together-Everyone-Pins-More-BUTTS! That's us! Taeler, Eve, Paige, Maryse and Brooke! We're gonna win! We're gonna win the Survivor Series! Isn't that GREAT?!"

Her hands were folded together and her eyes batted a few times. This still did nothing to get a reaction from Reks. Taeler's eyes drifted over to the radio and she turned the volume up.

Taeler Hendrix: "I haven't heard this song in FOREVER! TO THE WINDOWS! TO THE BALLS! 'TILL ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL! 'TILL SWEATS DRIPS FROM MY--"

Reks snatched the face of the radio and threw it straight out of his window.

Taeler Hendrix: Awww..there goes the music. It's OK! I can sing ALL THE WAY TO THE ARENA! WEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER, EVEEERRRRRR GETTING BACK TO--"

Kane's henchmen's hand firmly placed itself over Taeler's mouth.

Taeler Hendrix: "Mmmph."

After a few long, passing moments, he removed his hand.

Taeler Hendrix: "Do you not like that song? I LOVE that song! It makes me smile! EVERYTHING MAKES ME SMILE NOW! After I met Kane I just feel happy all the time! I've never seen you smile, Tyler! Do you not like smiling?!"

The car skid to a sudden halt. They had reached the parking lot of the AT&T center.

Taeler Hendrix: "Oh. We're here! ALRIGHT! Survivor Series! It's time to WIN! It's time to SURVIVE! GO TEAM TEPMB!"

Sensing that she was never going to exit the car, Reks got out, opened her door and motioned for her to step out. But she just kept on talking. And talking.

Taeler Hendrix: "My very first pay per view! MY VERY FIRST! Can you believe it?! I sure can't! Oh, I open we win! I want my pay per view debut to be a HUGE SUCCESS! WINNING! That's what I'm all about!"

Reks sighed. He reached underneath of Taeler's chair and retrieved an object. A stick covered in sparkles.

Taeler Hendrix: "It's just going to be MAGICAL! Completely--Oh. That's sparkly."

The dazzling object got Taeler to step out of the door as Reks used it to lure her inside of the arena. Her eyes were locked on it and her arms were stretched outwards.