Did you miss me?

[Sam]

Corey Graves: “Well what a Match between Chris Jericho and Adam Cole! Chris was 100% the-“

Mauro Ranallo: “I’m sorry to stop you there Corey, I’ve had word we’re getting a huge announcement on the titantron right now!”

The camera switched to that of the titantron.

It started out showing highlights of Wes Ikeda’s triumphant victory over Jimmy Havoc in the Main Event of Wrestlemania. It then showed Havoc being helped to the back by EMT’s before fading into camera footage of Havoc in surgery. He gave a middle finger as he went through the surgery doors.

The words “Did you miss me?” Showed on the screen before “I Hope You Suffer” echoed throughout the arena. The crowd were on edge waiting until Havoc came out.

Corey Graves: “Well that’s Jimmy Havocs music, no way is he back!”

Just as Corey finished talking. Jimmy Havoc walked out of the curtain in his black studded mask, Black long trenchcoat, a EBWF Licensed “Defending King of the Goths” T-Shirt, Black bottoms and Black studded Wrestling Boots. He was looking down the whole time he walked out as he made his way to the top of the ramp, he removed his mask and looked up as the crowd was split between Wild Cheers and Loud Boos. He cracked a smile and shouted “LETS FUCKING GO”

He made his way down the ring, high fiving the fans that wanted one and giving the middle finger to the ones who didn’t. He got the ringside and walked around until he got too the commentary booth, he shook hands with Corey Graves and you could hear through Corey’s mic “you missed me huh?” And Corey responded with “You know it!”. Jimmy laughed and grabbed a mic from Christy Hemme and made his way to the ring.

A chorus of “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” Rained throughout the arena as Havoc bowed and raised the microphone to his mouth.

Jimmy Havoc: “Something something, I’ve been here for years right? 2 months I’ve been gone, I’ve been working hard to get here because they went and scheduled a King of the Ring tournament again. You know that same King of the Ring tournament that if you look at the record books it says 2017 - Jimmy Havoc?!”

The crowd cheered

Jimmy Havoc: “The same Jimmy Havoc who Main Evented Wrestlemania in a FUCKING DEATHMATCH!”

The crowd cheered loudly.

Jimmy Havoc: “Yeah I lost but I proved to everyone that Deathmatch wrestling has a stage in every single version of whatever wrestling you like. Whether you watch solely EBWF, CZW, PROGRESS, IWA-Mid South it has a place. There’s a very special man that deserves credit for allowing that to happen and he was the guy that beat me so, Thank you Wes”

A chorus of “Thank you Wes! Thank you Wes!” Echoed.

Jimmy Havoc: “I said he deserves credit, not all of it!”

Jimmy smiled.

Jimmy Havoc: “So yeah. I fucked my knee, that hurt pretty bad. Surgery went great so that’s cool, got a nasty scar so that’s definitely cool! 2 months it took me too be here when it was supposed to be 4. I ain’t letting someone else taking my god damn crown! 2 months doesn’t seem like a long time but fuck me EBWF have been on a recruitment drive haven’t they? The King of Drama Aiden English!”

Crowd cheered.

Jimmy Havoc: “Yeah he’s a good lad. The Super King of Bros, Matt Riddle! The Broken Matt Hardy! Ethan Carter the 3rd!”

The crowd cheered again.

Jimmy Havoc: “They brought back Rob Van Dam! Finn Balor! AJ Styles! Heath Slater and…”

Jimmy prepared himself.

Jimmy Havoc: “They also signed… ADAM! COLE! BAY-BAY!”

The crowd joined in as Havoc said his name.

Jimmy Havoc: “Always wanted to do that. EBWF have brought in a lot of talent and I for one am all for it! Yeah, plenty for people to tie my fucking boots. You see EBWF have kept this blindfold on you for too long, return after return, debut after debut to make you forget about me. I have one question for this whole bit, Did you miss me?”

Jimmy leaned against the ropes.

Jimmy Havoc: “I know a few people who certainly didn’t miss me. My best friend and arch-nemesis Chris Jericho didn’t miss me. I love you Chris! The EBWF World Champion The Miz didn’t miss me!”

The crowd cheered loudly.

Jimmy Havoc: “Hey Miz. I hope to god you beat Kenny Omega tonight and do you wanna know why? Because every time we’ve faced off, PPV after PPV, you’ve never won a damn one. Once I win this King of the Ring and be one of the select few to win 2 KotR tournaments, I’m coming for you Mike. Keep that little slag Mickie James warm for me. I believe I’ve got a knife with her name on it.”

The crowd hushed.

Jimmy Havoc: “What did you think I gave up all the stabby stabby stuff? You ain’t seen nothing yet! For real though, Miz you’ve deserved that but I’m coming for it. I don’t want that title no more I fucking need it. Nothing will stand in my way. That leads me to tonight, my return to the EBWF and my return to Warfare. Oh and EBWF HQ have rolled out the red carpet, he’s used to it after all. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! The man who only shows up when he’s bored, when he’s not got a job on. When he’s not starring in his latest shameless reboot. I mean come in Dwayne, why did you have to ruin a classic like Jumanji? Jack Black has fucking nothing on Robin! Baywatch? Hasselhoff man! You’re not even the best Wrestler turned Actor! Dave Batista has legit eclipsed your big muscled roided up arse! He’s Drax the Destroyer and your just plain ol’ boring! You play the same old big action here every time. Kinda like you as a wrestler too, you’ll come in drop and elbow, big pop and go back to ruining another classic like I don’t know, Miss Congeniality.”

The crowd laughed.

Jimmy Havoc: “Yeah can you imagine Rocky in a pink dress saying the last time he was this naked was when he came out of the uterus? Fuck yeah I’ve seen that movie! I’m glad I’m facing you though Rock, there ain’t much to say about your recent wrestling career. You’ve done it all in the past but that’s just it, in the past. I’ve been here carrying this company for 2 years without you. Yeah they’ve missed you but they’ll miss you the next time you’re here too, which WONT be in the next round. Probably next year promoting your newest work Tooth Fairy 2: Even Toothier or some shit.”

Jimmy paused for a second.

Jimmy Havoc: “Like I said they’ve missed you and they’ll give you the appreciation you deserve but they’ve missed me more. They’ve missed me tearing this house down every single fucking night show after show, house after house I’ve tore it all down. From Wrestlemania to House of Havoc I’ve been there and done that and fucking hell i've missed it too”

Jimmy was boiling up and tensing up as he spoke with passion.

Jimmy Havoc: “I give everything in this ring! Bone, skin, ligament, blood, sweat, tears and all of them at once because I don’t want to be off doing movies and walking the red carpet every night. The only red carpet you’ll see me walk is the one soaked in my own blood. I’ve blazed a trail and opened doors for superstars that should have NEVER been opened but that’s just what I do. The defending King of the Goths is back!”

The crowd cheered and chanted “JIMMY! JIMMY! JIMMY FUCKING HAVOC!”

Jimmy Havoc: “So to Rocky, Miz and everyone else in the back I have one question. Did you miss me? You damn fucking right you missed me because since I started I have changed this landscape for the better and EBWF isn’t the same with Jimmy Havoc not here. To the people who don’t know me, you will. To the newcomers who haven’t seen what I’ve done, where have you been? My name is Jimmy FUCKING Havoc, I am the Bain of your life and for the wonderment of this crowd I will make hurt myself just to make you hurt more. I will cut myself to see how much it bleeds and then cut you so you can watch how much more yours does. Remember my name and when you do face me, you’ll asking yourself that same question.”

Jimmy looked deep into the camera.

Jimmy Havoc: “Did you miss me?”

Jimmy slammed the microphone down and removed his jacket awaiting for Rock to make his entrance.

[D.J]

LOVE this. I came to a hush just like the crowd.

You're the best LOL

DJ